Anthropological Curiosities and Unearthed Archaeological Relics

by TROGLODYTE

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Trumpenmeister Imagine a gentle walk through the park on a gentle spring evening. Well this album is nothing like that. It's brutal Bigfoot Metal, and at that, it's the only music you'll ever want to listen to again. Btw I love the cover art, it reminds me of that "Creep Show" movie. Favorite track: Ric Flair's Hair.
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John Chaos Alexander Blistering as ever Troglodyte
Return with more Primordial Barbarity in this Newly Unearthed Horror ( So hurry up and buy while you can Because After "Terror" the Global Establishment is going to war on "Horror!") Favorite track: Armed to the Teeth.
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Third studio album from the masters of Bigfoot death metal.

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released January 15, 2016

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Track Name: It Takes Guts
Will you survive?
Do You have what it takes?
Roll of the dice - Will you come out alive?

Can you survive?
Yes, you have what it needs...

You're out of time.

Courage - Measured - By - The Handful
Innards - Torn Out - It - It takes Guts

Courage - Measured - By - The Handful
Innards - Torn Out - It - It takes Guts

holding - your life - within - its hands x2

courage measured by blood and gore
You have what it's looking for

bravery spilling on to the floor
You have what it's looking for

IT TAKES GUT - IT TAKES GUTS

courage measured by blood and gore
You have what it's looking for

bravery spilling on to the floor
You have what it's looking for
Track Name: Armed to the Teeth
single minded purpose seeking revenge
a declaration of war

nothing will stop me until you’re dead at my feet
apocalypse - blood + gore

catch your breath and run when you can
mankind must stay alive

warfare reigns and body count rises
struggle - try and survive

chorus:
you took it all from me
now vengeance will be mine

there’s nothing left to chance
every creature will die

its a war between man and beast
a struggle to survive

Are you ready for war?
A declaration of war

armed to the teeth -fight for your life
mankind’s last hope -you must survive
armed to the teeth -fight for your life
mankind’s last hope -you must survive

armed to the teeth -armed to the teeth
Track Name: Beware! Cocksquatch
Molested, in the woods and left for dead
-The lucky don't survive
Wrought with fear. Puckered ass, Cocksquatch is near
-The lucky aren't alive
x2
Your bowels will tremble and your buttcheeks - twitch
x4
Molested, in the woods and left for dead
-The lucky don't survive
Wrought with fear. Puckered ass, Cocksquatch is near
-The lucky aren't alive
(VICTIM/SURVIVOR PART)
- He drug me through the woods, was molested for days by the animal
kingdom's "John Holmes."
- Cock like a flesh covered oil can, thick-veined with pimples and sores.
- I was warned, I didn't listen. Some things are best left unseen.
- The one thing I wondered, for all of this time, where did he get Vaseline?
Savaged, Infested, Ravaged and Molested
x2
Effigies built, sacrifices made. Virginal offerings, animals slain.
Who will and and of them what will there remain?
x4
Effigies built, sacrifices made. Virginal offerings, animals slain.
They tried to warn you, but the warning came a bit too late.
- Savaged, Infested, Ravaged and Molested
They tried to warn you, but the warning came a bit too late.
Track Name: Dome-splitter
Wiped your ass -with my scalp
after you -took a shit

body thrown -in a pit
pit you used -for your shit

I survived - left for dead
you used me - like a toilet

scalp - torn off -wiped your ass
left for dead -in a pit

scalp - torn off -wiped your ass
legs chewed off - left to die
dome splitter

hair ripped clean/my scalp torn off/left for dead/thrown in to your shit
you wiped your ass/with my locks/I nearly died/But I survived it

body thrown/into a pile/left for dead/within your pit
my scalp is gone/but I linger on/I did survive/to have my revenge

thrown in to your shit
a human waste pit
I did survive
I’ll have my revenge

I will have my final revenge
your severed head will do just fine
I’ll take a dump in to your mouth
and finally vengeance is mine

left to die
thrown in a pit
ass wiped with my scalp
after taking a shit
Track Name: Entrails Torn from a Cryptid's Gut
A sadomasochistic lust
longing for the taste of blood
guided by my hand and knife
I will take the cryptid life

savage lust for bi-pedal blood
terrible screams perverse and obscene

precision of a butcher’s blade
in darkness shrieks, pure agony
the insides, turned inside out
bowel is spilled and guts torn out

-DISEMBOWELMENT

savage lust for bi-pedal blood
morbid screams perverse and obscene
Track Name: Root Cellar Dweller
In the cellar
I lay dormant
I lay waiting

-hid-den a-way

In the cellar
I lay dormant
I lay waiting

-hid-den a-way
un-touched-for-years
thing-of-night-mares

the locks and chains cut free
there’s nothing binding me

simple twist of fate
free from this wooden crate


to feed and drown hunger pangs
warm flesh fueling the fire
of lust for blood an appetite
sharpen teeth ready to bite

I AM FINALLY SET FREE
NOTHING STOPS ME

I HUNGER FOR FLESH
SHARPENED TEETH READY TO BITE

CURIOUS WHO I’LL FIND
A JANITOR WILL DO JUST FINE

UNLEASHED - RELEASED
A curious death you will find
Track Name: Torn to Shreds, Found in Sheds
Shadows in my yard - movement from the trees
someone or something - watching and waiting

-TORN TO SHREDS

I can feel those eyes - staring back at me
Did I close that door? Something waits for me

With flashlight in hand - slowly I will creep
Pull the door open - eyes look back at me

-FOUND IN SHEDS

nowhere or no place - for me to escape
and without warning - I have met my fate

Torn apart - organs gone - scattered bones - missing limbs
Torn apart - organs gone
-blood drips from the ceiling
-ripped and torn piece by piece
-scattered on the shed floor
splattered blood - scattered parts - torn apart x2

-blood drips from the ceiling
-ripped and torn piece by piece
-scattered on the shed floor
splattered blood - scattered parts - torn apart
Track Name: Ric Flair's Hair
To BE the man, you gotta BEAT the man!
Track Name: Abnormalities in Dermatoglyphics: Identification of the Unknown Primate
Searching for an answer - Something that you’ll never find / Proof of existence - a clandestine find x2

exhaustive and complete -a definitive conclusion
genetic aberrations - report - inconclusive

Evidence in ridges - lines and patterns defined
ulnar loops, indentations and print patterns - all aligned

— indecisive
— inconclusive
— no evidence
— null conclusion

transverse palmar crease -the Simian line/ interdigital areas and angles undefined

Evidence in ridges - lines and patterns defined
ulnar loops, indentations and print patterns - all aligned x2

gross anatomy -based on indentations
squared, flattened heel -with thick cushioning

gross anatomy -based on calculations
authentic hominid tracks -from an unknown species

gross anatomy -based on identations
and from the imprint depth - a massive being

gross anatomy -based on calculations
this is not hoax - and an impossible fake

-three phalangeal joints
-none are present (visible)
-ridge alignment
-flexible pad

imprint depth,
indicative of
a massive biped

authentic tracks -from hominid feet
is it all real? or a brilliant fake? x2